December 2010
November 2010
“We don’t thinks its ams metals to bes nice to each others!”
—Skwisgaar Skwigelf (via colossalupheaval)
:D
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: I don'ts know I means there's - are you drinking straight vodka right now?
- Toki Wartooth: Oh don't worry about it I's -
- Skwisgaar: Toki, it's like noons...
- Toki: Well thanks, Bigs Bens now I knows what times it is!
“Senator Stampingston: Gentlemen, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree. Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee. William Murderface Murderface Murderface. Pickles, the drummer, doodily doo, ding-dong doodily doodily doo. Nathan Explosion. I’m afraid that’s all we know, gentlemen.”
—Metalocalypse (via amorningofsleep)
“TAKES THAT YOU GERMAN WHORE!”
—Toki Wartooth (Metalocalypse - Black Fire Upon Us) (via rainbowinyoursky)
favorite Toki Wartooth moment
- Toki: *pulls out a rotten tooth*
- Nathan: Is that a tooth?
- Toki: Yeah, got any other questions? I'll be right here!
- Nathan: Your teeth are falling out because of your free candy from your free endorsement deal.
- Toki: ... Are you a dentists?"
- Nathan: No.
- Toki: Well, then shut up! Oh, by the way, teeths grow back.
- Nathan: Heh heh, no they don't.
- Toki: Yes they do... Don't you remember being a little kids, when your teeths would fall out and grow back and you would get the old one under the pillow so the ancient Norse god Orthar the Tooths Collector would come and give you a Pickles Nickel?
Thunderhorse
Dethklok
Thunder, Thunder…
Thunder, Thunder, Thunder…
Thunder…
Thunder…
Horse
“Toki: Oh, You wants a snack? Here’s an apple.
Nathan: Fuck you, that’s not a snack. That’s shit. Now go get me a real snack.
Toki: Well takes it or leaves it, apple.
Nathan: I’m LEAVING it.” —Nathan Explosion, being 8 year old you as grown up. (via barrichello)
Nathan: Fuck you, that’s not a snack. That’s shit. Now go get me a real snack.
Toki: Well takes it or leaves it, apple.
Nathan: I’m LEAVING it.” —Nathan Explosion, being 8 year old you as grown up. (via barrichello)
- Toki: This is heavy. It hurts my face. Boy, I really hates it.
- Charles Ofdensen: Well, it's your design. You may have been drunk, but you made a really convincing case to me.
- Nathan: All right, you know we get really, really excited about really bad ideas when we drink, and it's your job to talk us out of it.
- Ofdensen: Oh, I tried. I tried very hard, but you all threatened to kill me, if you don't remember.
- Pickles the Drummer: So? Big deal, those threats aren't new.
- Ofdensen: Mhm? Noted. Anyway look, you're on the band plan, and weekend murder-minutes start at 11pm. How do you like that?
- Nathan: Wait a minute, night-time minutes start at 11pm?? Oh, that's brutal.
- Ofdensen: Well, it was your idea.
- William Murderface: Well, they suck! ...I approve.
- Nathan Explosion: Idea for song: Mur... murder... a guy, a guy gets murdered... and eaten... at an all-you-can-eat buffet, yeah...
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Last time I was in Finland... Last time I was in Finland I must have you-know-what-ed about, mmm, five hundred girls.
- Nathan : OH! and that happens forever! Yeah.
- Skwisgaar: Ballspark estimate. Whatever.
- Toki Wartooth: Not like it's so hard. You in the biggest band in the world.
- Skwisgaar: Women have a -
- Toki: Brags about eating lollipops, he works in lollipop factory!
- Skwisgaar: Women have a quality attraction to me. Mmm, you got to deal with it.
- Toki: Oh, I'm dealing with it. Believe me, I'm holding back gallons of throw-up as we speak!
- Skwisgaar: Don't do me any favors, throw up on yourself.
“I’m Toki. I slips in and out of diabetic coma. I wish they made insulin flavored candy.”
—Toki Wartooth (via fuckyeah-tokiwartooth)
- Nathan: Oh, come on, guys, it's not like this is anyone's first band. We'll probably all wanna go and reunite with our own bands at some point.
- Toki: Dethklok is my first band.
- Nathan: Oh. Then one day you'll wanna reunite with us.
- Toki: Why? We're already together.
- Nathan: Just 'cos we're not broken up doesn't mean we can't reunite.
Fuck yes, this blog makes my day. Everyday. Brutal.
Thanks! Glad you like it.
- Nathan: Hey, I thought we agreed? No clowns!
- Toki: No, we didn'ts agrees on nothing, we just all yelled and thens he was beaten. Thats was our conclusions.
“What’s your meeting about, lamps?”
—Murderface, Dethklok (via shitmytvsays)
Listen
“Ok, Let me explains again in prafictly clear anglish, I wants flies in on a dragons. OK? How many times I got to tells these peoples?!”
- Nathan: Well, I could have invented, like, the floor, but I didn't.
- Murderface: Well that doesn't mean you shouldn't get credit for inventing the floor!
Pickles: Go, Skwisgaar, its your turn. Gogogoogogogogo!
Skwisgaar: I ams goings, holds on. I ams thinkings. Uhhhh, okay, is dis a words? Q-u-h-zs-k?
Toki: Quhzks! Thats what the ducks says!
What is breathing. This part… Kills me every time.<3
The Lost Vikings
Dethklok
Lost but still we ride
Search until we die
All the fault of pride
The gods weep in the night
