January 2011
December 2010
“Skwisgaar: I ams in charge of financikel treasuries.
Pickles: And I’m in charge of financial business affairs.
Nathan: I’m chief of financial receipts… gathering.
Murderface: And I’m company president of financial money.
Toki: And I’ms in charge of snacks… f*ckin bullsh*ts!” —Metalocalypse - Season 3 - Renovationklok (via constantnattering)
Pickles: And I’m in charge of financial business affairs.
Nathan: I’m chief of financial receipts… gathering.
Murderface: And I’m company president of financial money.
Toki: And I’ms in charge of snacks… f*ckin bullsh*ts!” —Metalocalypse - Season 3 - Renovationklok (via constantnattering)
“Skwisgaar: I ams in charge of financikel treasuries.
Pickles: And I’m in charge of financial business affairs.
Nathan: I’m chief of financial receipts… gathering.
Murderface: And I’m company president of financial money.
Toki: And I’ms in charge of snacks… f*ckin bullsh*ts!” —Metalocalypse - Season 3 - Renovationklok (via constantnattering)
Pickles: And I’m in charge of financial business affairs.
Nathan: I’m chief of financial receipts… gathering.
Murderface: And I’m company president of financial money.
Toki: And I’ms in charge of snacks… f*ckin bullsh*ts!” —Metalocalypse - Season 3 - Renovationklok (via constantnattering)
“Who ams dis?”
—Toki <3 (via msconsupiscent)
“Who ams dis?”
—Toki <3 (via msconsupiscent)
Don't forget to keep the 15th open so you can deposit sperm into my vagina with your penis
Don't forget to keep the 15th open so you can deposit sperm into my vagina with your penis
Another Metalocalypse Quote of the Day
Toki: Who is Wall Nuts?
Skwisgaar: Haa, hey Toki; look inside of your basket. Guess why you’res in such crappy mood, you have lady’s tampoons… unside of it… and you buy them for yourself. Go on have a conversation with all the ladies and tell them your problems.
Toki: You a lady, Skwisgaar!
Skwisgaar: NO I’M NOT!
Another Metalocalypse Quote of the Day
Toki: Who is Wall Nuts?
Skwisgaar: Haa, hey Toki; look inside of your basket. Guess why you’res in such crappy mood, you have lady’s tampoons… unside of it… and you buy them for yourself. Go on have a conversation with all the ladies and tell them your problems.
Toki: You a lady, Skwisgaar!
Skwisgaar: NO I’M NOT!
"I think I have diabetes, I've gotta take a fucking nap."
"I think I have diabetes, I've gotta take a fucking nap."
Look'it you; yer 'n angel. You look like you fell into a basket of freckles. I was like you. I WAS LIKE HIM. Not a care in th' world, and then it all tuns t' shit. IT ALL TURNS T' SHIT, KID. Look'it. Look here! This's how y'drink booze!
Look'it you; yer 'n angel. You look like you fell into a basket of freckles. I was like you. I WAS LIKE HIM. Not a care in th' world, and then it all tuns t' shit. IT ALL TURNS T' SHIT, KID. Look'it. Look here! This's how y'drink booze!
"Saying something like that is good information to have, could be kind of creepy
and make it seem like he’s compiling information for a parking lot attack or a home invasion.”
"Saying something like that is good information to have, could be kind of creepy
and make it seem like he’s compiling information for a parking lot attack or a home invasion.”
♪ I wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year! ♪
Merry Christmas to you too, and all other Metalocalypse fans! (Sorry I’m a day late)