November 2011
“Yeah but checks dis out! I can force all the bloods to my face and gives myself a real cool blowjob!”
—Toki Wartooth (via die-for-dethklok)
“A grandpas guitars? Is for pussies and grandpas. I think you know it.”
—Skwisgaar Skwigelf (via die-for-dethklok)
“Uh, hey Toki, look inside of your basket. Guess why’s you’re in such a crappy mood you have ladies’ tampons… unside of it! And you buy them for yourself - go have a conversation with all the ladies and tell them your problems!”
—Skwisgaar Skwigelf (via die-for-dethklok)
“Nope, sounds dildos. Agains.”
—Skwisgaar Skwigelf (via die-for-dethklok)
Into the Water
Dethklok
Go into the water.
Live there. Die there.
“Alright, alright. Popscockles we can has.”
—Skwisgaar Skwigelf (via die-for-dethklok)
“Well, there’s only two things to do in a blackout. Get drunk…one thing to do.”
—Skwisgaar Skwigelf (via die-for-dethklok)
“Bleach is mostly water, and we’re mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.”
—Nathan Explosion (via lmde)
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“Hey guys, I haves a good use of the words “unsbuzzle.” “My lungs unsbuzzle the air from the earth, as I can breathe… it. Period.”
—Skwisgaar Skwigelf (via die-for-dethklok)
“So, your dad’s gots the Big K. Cancers.”
—Skwisgaar Skwigelf (via die-for-dethklok)
Murmaider
Dethklok
MURDER! MURDER! MURMAID MURDER!
Your life was ended by mermaids.
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Original character design from Metalocalypse →
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Holy motherdouchebag, look what I’ve found here!
Just in case you or anyone else didn't know, season 4 of Metalocalypse will start in April of 2012 and there will be a third Dethklok album along with a tour.
I did know! But for anyone who didn’t, there you go!
Reblog if you would die for Dethklok.
Kind of in the name of the blog haha
oh my god 2uwhusfdfdhdjghdefb your blog is amazing.
Thanks! ohhenryd has been doing the posting lately though, I can’t take credit for that.
I know Pickles' last name!!!!!!
Pickles Barrel. Think about it.
Axl Rose=Guns and Roses
Pickles Barrel=Snakes and Barrels
EDIT: My buddy mykal actually came up with this and I kinda stole it from him.