June 2011
May 2011
Face Fisted
Dethklok
SETTLE DOWN FAGGOTS, IT’S TIME FOR SOME MANLY MUSIC.
Dethklok - Face Fisted
I am be dangerous now
Not me hurt
When stairs fell down
Me pushed by you
Me hit head
Me nose broke
Soon you be dead
Soon you be dead
So strong my face is
You punch break fingers
Kick me you’re limping
Stab me you’re bleeding
I am be angerous now
You throwing rock at me
Hit eye and it no hurt me
I’m strong
You’re not
You’re not
I’m making time for fighting
I’m clearing time for hitting
We’ll meet and I will beat you
Our schedules permitting
I pick out fighting outfit
Don’t want my pants too tight
Need clothes to breath to beat you
You’ll be beaten down tonight
I’m so fucking tough
I’m so fucking tough
That’s right
I’m so fucking tough
I’m so fucking tough
That’s right
You’re an ugly man
You’re as dumb as sand
Your mom’s fucking fat
Your mom blew a rat
You are a mistake
You have sex with cake
You think you’re so tough
You’re a living bluff
I will put you down
I will make you drown
I will make you bleed
I am filled with speed
I cannot feel pain
I might be insane
I am victory
I write history
Feel my fist
On your face
You hate this
I feel great
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
So strong my face is
You punch break fingers
Kick me you’re limping
Stab me you’re bleeding
I am be furious now
You say the bad word at me
You pull a string and trip me
I fall down
You run
You run
I am making time for fighting
I think it’s time to beat you
I think it’s good decision
That I destroy and teach you
You put on very fast shoes
And try to run away
I’m very strong and fast though
You’re going down today
You’re so fucking weak
I’m so fucking strong
That’s right
You’re so fucking weak
I’m so fucking strong
That’s right
You’re so fucking weak
I’m so fucking strong
That’s right
You’re so fucking weak
I’m so fucking strong
That’s right
“Wait a minute!”
”Thursday night? Thats impossible you have astronaut lessons on Thursday night”
”Astronaut class is a lie? I’ve been telling everyone you’re gonna be an astronaut! You’re making me look like an asshole!’” —Metalocalypse (via jackvenco)
”Thursday night? Thats impossible you have astronaut lessons on Thursday night”
”Astronaut class is a lie? I’ve been telling everyone you’re gonna be an astronaut! You’re making me look like an asshole!’” —Metalocalypse (via jackvenco)
pull the plug
pull the plug
pull the plug
pull the plug
Thunderhorse
Dethklok
“thunderhorse” by dethklok
“That fantastic piece of fiction I like to call the bible.”
—Nathan Explosion (via catchtheshadows)
“Mammy! I’m from Alabammy! Leech Al Jolson.”
—William Murderface (via mayorcupcake)
- Skwisgaar: This is dildos, doesn't he know there's no such things as religion?
- Nathan: You mean you don't believe in God; there is such thing as religion.
- Skwisgaar: Oh then proves it! Show me a, miracles, that religion exists.
- Nathan: Well, um, you know, there's the bible right there.
- Skwisgaar: ..Weeellll.... maybe, I re-evaluates my life, then...
“OHZ, wonderfulz. Justz whatz I needz. Morez slutz!”
—Toki Wartooth (via amouthforwar)
