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Charles: Your life will be at risk daily and you should know that all of my previous assistants have died long and painful deaths.
New Assistant: Yes sir.
Charles: Alright.
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Anonymous asked: THANKS FOR TITTY FISH!!! its my ringtone now you guys made my life lmao
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Charles(talking to new business partner): Yes, show me your product.
Business Partner: Dethkones. Icy and brutal.
Charles: Good. Send me seventy million units. -hangs up-
Charles' Assistant: Excuse me sir, did you just order seventy million dollars worth of snowc--
Charles: Yeah.
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Murderface: HEY HEY! Why don't you just uhhh, why don't you just get out of here and let the big boys deal with this one. Or maybe just write it down in that stupid little book, you know, you file away with all receipts for your lollipops and your pretzels, idiot.
Ofdensen: Uhh... excuse me?
Murderface: I'm just messing with you, man!
Ofdensen: You uh, sure about that?
Murderface: Yeah, just pallin' around. Just being a little dick, you know.
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pikeisaman asked: I sadly cannot link to it directly but it'll be on my tumblr and under the tag titty fish, does that help?
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Anonymous asked: Does any body have a mp3 for titty fish? that song is perfection. :)))
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tricksterxinaxpornstache asked: best blog ever. i was just watching season 3 last night :D Rehab episode is my favorite <3 Pickles, Toki and Dr. Rockso are the BEST!!!
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Charles: So, uh, I think we should,uh, be a little sensitive towards Skwisgaar, he's going through a lot, you know, uh... He's started searching for his biological father so... maybe we should show a little bit of affection towards him.
Toki: Ha ha! That's-that's gays...
Nathan: Oh man, don't say "showing affection" and expect us to fucking react.
Charles: Okay, well guys listen, I mean think about it. Skwisgaar never had a father, alright?
Toki: So? My dads just died!
[flashback to the traumatic death of Toki's father under the ice]
[present]
Toki: .... [smiles] And I'm totally cools with it!
Charles: Guys, I'm saying he never even had-
Muderface: My father's dead and I'm totally fine!
[flashback to baby Murderface witnessing his father's murder/suicide]
[present]
Murderface: .... I love that my dad's dead.
Pickles: Look, I got no relationship with my dad, other than I hate him, y'know?
[flashback to teenage Pickles ready to run away, his father looking at him hatefully]
Calvert: Get out of here, you belong in a garbage can!
[Pickles glares and looks ready to cry]
[present]
Pickles: Y'know I realized the other day that I don't even know his first name. And I'm proud, I'm proud to know that I don't know that.
Charles: All right, I get it, fine, you're all without fathers, all right-
Nathan: I'm not... [smiles] I fucking love my dad.
[Flashback to Nathan and his father going fishing, racing go-carts, and playing Scrabble, enjoying each others company.]
Nathan: My dad's fucking awesome.
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Women… they smell nice, but they are soul murderers
– William Murderface (via tatteredbanners)
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BY THE POWER OF ALL THAT IS EVIL, I COMMAND YOU TO...
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