October 2011
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“That’s ladies for ya… they rob you of your very essence! They’re soul murderers!”
– William Murderface (via robertthejerk)
Oct 1st
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September 2011
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Sep 30th
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These feet stink.
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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“We’re here tonight to take our money and destroy it. It will rain worthless...”
– Nathan Explosion, Dethklok (via ozzybrutality)
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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SOME RIDICULOUS DETHKLOK ART BY ME
chocolateshoes: SO MANY INSIDE JOKES. WHO CARES. ENJOY.
Sep 29th
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Listenpaigelisafuckingvictoriacalver: Murder, murder,...
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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“Fatty, it was not great back there how you killed an entire orchestra.”
– Toki Wartooth, Metalocalypse (via paigelisafuckingvictoriacalver)
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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“Just let me record it. Each take gets worse. He’s slowly learning how to unplay...”
– Skwisgaar, Metalocalypse (via paigelisafuckingvictoriacalver)
Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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"Many years ago today..."
howlikeatree: Today is Lemon’s birthday! Happy 21st, chum! All the Jager I inevitably drink today, I will drink in your honor. <3
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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“Memorable sayings from Metalocalypse “The Curse of Dethklok” Toki Wartooth:...”
– (via theamazingdethklok)
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Skwisgaar: Gives to me this waterproof guitar that makes sure can floats.
Toki: And gives me waterproof guitars what shoots out bugs repellsgents.
Skwisgaar: Gives to me magic gloves whats can makes my hands fly.
Toki: Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs.
Skwisgaar: Gives to me the swords that glows, which shows me which way that is north.
Toki: Oh and gives to me battleaxe what shows which way's south!
Skwisgaar: Stops copys me.
Toki: You stops copys me.
Skwisgaar & Toki: [at the same time in constant rhythm, sometimes getting faster] Stops copys me! Stops copys me! Stops copys me! [repeats]
Sep 27th
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Sep 26th
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“In press release from Nathan, Pickles & Murderface it was said that...”
– News reporter, Metalocalypse (via paigelisafuckingvictoriacalver)
Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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“We’re here to make coffee metal. We will make everything metal! Blacker than the...”
– Nathan Explosion (via carbon-made)
Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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“I do cocaine!”
– Dr. Rockso, The Rock & Roll Clown (via kftmn)
Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Gotta love Metalocalypse
littleexplorerandkiva: “You have a very short attention span.” “No we’re not!”
Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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“You’re closer to hamburger time if you don’t see a doctor.”
– Charles Foster Offdensen (Metalocalypse)
Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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Metalocalypse
Nathan Explosion: I don't need this stupid speech! You think you're smart, huh? You think you can come up here and take a piece of this? Huh? Any of you? You?! You?! Listen, Harvard, I'm a billionaire. And most of you are gonna graduate and move back in with your parents. I'm going to tell you something though. We have something in common; we are all gonna die. No matter what you do, no matter what you do with your lives, you're dead. You're dead, you're dying. You're gonna die. All of you. Dead. You, dead. You, dead. All of you. You, lady, your tits will be eaten by maggots; in just a few short years. So, here is my message, my message to you, very simple message: "Go forth, go forth and dieeeeeeee!!"
Sep 25th
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theamazingdethklok: Metalocalypse (Season 1, episode 4): Dethroll In Finland the band accidentally awaken Mustakrakish, the lake troll. Guest voices: James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett (Metallica) Metalocalypse MySpace (new window) .
Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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shiyanhijas: Metalocalypse (Season 1, episode 5): Murdering Outside the Box Dethklok’s annual “Employee Conference Conference and Raffle” coincide with the revelation that someone is embezzling from their company. General Crozier takes advantage of the conference and sends an assassin to infiltrate the ranks of Dethklok’s hooded roadies. Guest voice: King Diamond Metalocalypse MySpace (new...
Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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THAT'S MY BREAD AND BUTTER YOU'RE FUCKING WITH.
Sep 24th
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shiyanhijas: Metalocalypse (Season 1, episode 6): Dethkomedy Dethklok experiment with stand-up comedy. Guest voice: James Hetfield (Metallica)
Sep 24th
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". . . Prepare to be killed with cash."
Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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“And the winner goes tooooo … Cinnamon Bunsssss … starring Pickles the durrrummer...”
– Pickles (the drummer)
Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Hail Satan, grant this man revenge against his...
Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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