October 2011
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That’s ladies for ya… they rob you of your very essence! They’re soul murderers!
– William Murderface (via robertthejerk)
September 2011
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These feet stink.
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We’re here tonight to take our money and destroy it. It will rain worthless...
– Nathan Explosion, Dethklok (via ozzybrutality)
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SOME RIDICULOUS DETHKLOK ART BY ME
chocolateshoes:
SO MANY INSIDE JOKES. WHO CARES. ENJOY.
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Fatty, it was not great back there how you killed an entire orchestra.
– Toki Wartooth, Metalocalypse (via paigelisafuckingvictoriacalver)
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Just let me record it. Each take gets worse. He’s slowly learning how to unplay...
– Skwisgaar, Metalocalypse (via paigelisafuckingvictoriacalver)
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"Many years ago today..."
howlikeatree:
Today is Lemon’s birthday! Happy 21st, chum! All the Jager I inevitably drink today, I will drink in your honor. <3
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Memorable sayings from Metalocalypse “The Curse of Dethklok”
Toki Wartooth:...
– (via theamazingdethklok)
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Skwisgaar: Gives to me this waterproof guitar that makes sure can floats.
Toki: And gives me waterproof guitars what shoots out bugs repellsgents.
Skwisgaar: Gives to me magic gloves whats can makes my hands fly.
Toki: Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs.
Skwisgaar: Gives to me the swords that glows, which shows me which way that is north.
Toki: Oh and gives to me battleaxe what shows which way's south!
Skwisgaar: Stops copys me.
Toki: You stops copys me.
Skwisgaar & Toki: [at the same time in constant rhythm, sometimes getting faster] Stops copys me! Stops copys me! Stops copys me! [repeats]
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In press release from Nathan, Pickles & Murderface it was said that...
– News reporter, Metalocalypse (via paigelisafuckingvictoriacalver)
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We’re here to make coffee metal. We will make everything metal! Blacker than the...
– Nathan Explosion (via carbon-made)
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I do cocaine!
– Dr. Rockso, The Rock & Roll Clown (via kftmn)
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Gotta love Metalocalypse
littleexplorerandkiva:
“You have a very short attention span.”
“No we’re not!”
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You’re closer to hamburger time if you don’t see a doctor.
– Charles Foster Offdensen (Metalocalypse)
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Metalocalypse
Nathan Explosion: I don't need this stupid speech! You think you're smart, huh? You think you can come up here and take a piece of this? Huh? Any of you? You?! You?! Listen, Harvard, I'm a billionaire. And most of you are gonna graduate and move back in with your parents. I'm going to tell you something though. We have something in common; we are all gonna die. No matter what you do, no matter what you do with your lives, you're dead. You're dead, you're dying. You're gonna die. All of you. Dead. You, dead. You, dead. All of you. You, lady, your tits will be eaten by maggots; in just a few short years. So, here is my message, my message to you, very simple message: "Go forth, go forth and dieeeeeeee!!"
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theamazingdethklok:
Metalocalypse (Season 1, episode 4): Dethroll In Finland the band accidentally awaken Mustakrakish, the lake troll. Guest voices: James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett (Metallica) Metalocalypse MySpace (new window) .
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shiyanhijas:
Metalocalypse (Season 1, episode 5): Murdering Outside the Box Dethklok’s annual “Employee Conference Conference and Raffle” coincide with the revelation that someone is embezzling from their company. General Crozier takes advantage of the conference and sends an assassin to infiltrate the ranks of Dethklok’s hooded roadies. Guest voice: King Diamond Metalocalypse MySpace (new...
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THAT'S MY BREAD AND BUTTER YOU'RE FUCKING WITH.
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shiyanhijas:
Metalocalypse (Season 1, episode 6): Dethkomedy Dethklok experiment with stand-up comedy. Guest voice: James Hetfield (Metallica)
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". . . Prepare to be killed with cash."
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And the winner goes tooooo … Cinnamon Bunsssss … starring Pickles the durrrummer...
– Pickles (the drummer)
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Hail Satan, grant this man revenge against his...
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