March 2012
“Toki Wartooth: Dat’s what I’m talking about!
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: He means nosebleed, not blowjob. Idiot” —Dethklok (via hannahspannah)
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: He means nosebleed, not blowjob. Idiot” —Dethklok (via hannahspannah)
“I seek revenge on Rachel Ray and the FoodNetwork; can’t you make her eyes fall out or something? … tits fall off? … .”
—Toki Wartooth (via ragnarocknroll)
“Goin’ out all night long, with guns?! Ya know, guns are … ya know, well they’re cool … so, eh, what am I saying here?”
—Pickles, the drummer (via ragnarocknroll)
“No we didn’t agrees on nothin’ we just all yelled and then he was beaten, dats was our conclusions.”
—Toki Wartooth (via ragnarocknroll)
You belong in a garbage can
“I give myself a bunch of boats… With a bunch of Vietnamese people on them… On fire.”
—Murderface (via smartwentcody)
“You, ma’am, your tits will be eaten by maggots.”
—Nathan Explosion (via smartwentcody)
“Thats rights. For you see, thats whats familys is. Peoples whats you hates.”
—Toki Wartooth (via lexilovesmusic)
