January 25th, 2012 at 1:24PM

Right pickles? … I SAID RIGHT PICKLES?!

random-posts-bro:

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October 9th, 2011 at 7:40PM
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October 9th, 2011 at 6:25PM

metalocalypse:

Murderface: Hey douchebag, why don’t you drill a hole into your forehead and let all the sap run out.

Skwisgaar: Huh huh… for pancakes.

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October 8th, 2011 at 6:02PM

There’s only two things to do in a black out. Get drunk. One thing to do.

(via metalocalypse)

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October 7th, 2011 at 6:07PM
By the way, you’re not a fucking regular person alright?
You’re not one of these stupid sad humps.
Stop trying to fool yourself, okay?
You’re better than these fucking dumb shits. — Nathan Explosion, Dethklok (In the top ten of my quotes)
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October 6th, 2011 at 10:03PM
Its like a plantations but the slaves is our friends — Skwisgaar Skwigelf - Dethklok (via snoregasm)
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October 6th, 2011 at 8:48PM
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October 6th, 2011 at 4:48PM
BY THE POWER OF ALL THAT IS EVIL I COMMAND YOU TO AWAKEN, AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH! — Pickles (the drummer)
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October 5th, 2011 at 10:11PM
I hate Finland. I need a hundred beers. — Nathan Explosion (via acripledacrobat)
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October 5th, 2011 at 6:21PM
Looks at dis guy; asleeps in some bloods. — Skwisgaar Skwigelf (via ragnarocknroll)
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October 5th, 2011 at 12:46PM
metalocalypse: Skwisgaar: Last time I was in Finland… Last time I was in Finland I must have you-know-what-ed about, mmm, five hundred girls. Ballspark estimate. Whatever Toki: Not like it’s so hard. You in the biggest band in the world. Skwisgaar: Women have a - Toki: Brags about eating lollipops, he works in lollipop factory! Skwisgaar: Women have a quality attraction to me. Mmm, you got to deal with it. Toki: Oh, I’m dealing with it. Believe me, I’m holding back gallons of throw-up as we speak! Skwisgaar:  Don’t do me any favors, throw up on yourself.

metalocalypse:

Skwisgaar: Last time I was in Finland… Last time I was in Finland I must have you-know-what-ed about, mmm, five hundred girls. Ballspark estimate. Whatever

Toki: Not like it’s so hard. You in the biggest band in the world.

Skwisgaar: Women have a -

Toki: Brags about eating lollipops, he works in lollipop factory!

Skwisgaar: Women have a quality attraction to me. Mmm, you got to deal with it.

Toki: Oh, I’m dealing with it. Believe me, I’m holding back gallons of throw-up as we speak!

Skwisgaar:  Don’t do me any favors, throw up on yourself.

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October 4th, 2011 at 3:32PM
We’re here to make coffee metal. We will make everything metal! Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity! — Nathan Explosion (via carbon-made)
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October 4th, 2011 at 1:02PM
  • Nathan: Hey, he makes sandwiches.
  • Murderface: . . . actually I make the sandwiches.
  • Nathan: WOAH! That guy doesn't do anything!
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